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Anti-Granny Hands - Hand Crème - Orange Vanilla

Sale price$18.00

Hands feeling more fossil-like than newborn babe? Yeah, ours are dry AF too.

Hydrate the hell out of your hands with our lightweight blend of jojoba oil and cocoa butter. Our unique blend will leave your hands feeling silky and young without the greasy gross feel. The perfect gift for you or your friends because you can lie about your age but your hands can't. 

Vegan and Cruelty-Free. 

Anti-Granny Hands - Hand Crème - Orange Vanilla
Anti-Granny Hands - Hand Crème - Orange Vanilla Sale price$18.00

Customer Reviews

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Grace T.
Smells SO good and works really well!!

Amazing!! I have super dry hands, especially after washing them, and this stuff works SO well. The smell is also amazing, not overpowering but still fragrant enough to be good! I bought it from a local boutique and like it so much, I am going to buy more to add to my bridesmaid proposal boxes!

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Karen S.
Granny Cream Works

I love my Granny Cream. It keeps my hands soft and smells so good.

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Lynn
Love this!!

Love the scent, the emolience, and the way my hands feel!

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A.G.
Great Cream - Funny, smells awesome and it actually works

Loooooove this hand creme. It's silky, smooth and smells great with zero greasy after feel. Keeps my hands moisturized and looking fresh. It's not overly scented and the phrase cracks me up every time I use it. Five stars, will buy again.

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Sam
Warning: May Cause Obsession

I never thought I’d be excited to slather my hands in lotion, but here we are. The names? Hilarious. The packaging? Gorgeous. And the scents—WOW! I bought ‘Hand Job’ (sea salt citrus neroli), ‘Dew Me’ (grapefruit), and ‘Anti-Granny Hands’ (orange vanilla). Not only do they smell divine, but the lotion is actually amazing. Not sticky and NOT GREASY! 10/10, will continue avoiding granny hands with these babies!

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Jonathon
Granny Hands No More

I recently tried Chez Gagné’s Anti-Granny Hands Intensely Moisturizing Hand Crème, and I have to say, it’s an absolute delight! From the moment I opened the cute packaging, I was charmed. The design is not only adorable but also perfectly reflects the fun and uplifting experience this product delivers.The first thing that struck me was the scent. The orange vanilla fragrance is simply divine! It’s refreshing and uplifting without being overbearing, making it a pleasure to use throughout the day. I love how it lingers just enough to brighten my mood without overwhelming my senses.As for the texture, it’s wonderfully smooth and absorbs quickly, leaving my hands feeling incredibly soft and deeply moisturized. The combination of cocoa butter and jojoba oil is magic; my hands feel nourished without any greasy residue. I can apply it and immediately get back to my daily activities without worrying about sticky fingers.In a world filled with hand creams that often disappoint, Chez Gagné’s Anti-Granny Hands truly stands out. It’s not just a hand cream; it’s a little moment of luxury that I look forward to every day. I highly recommend it to anyone looking to pamper their hands while enjoying a lovely scent!

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Amy

Cream feels and smells good! Would like to buy more products but honestly am put off by some of the titles/comments on the packaging. Too bad!

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Terri

Amazing

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Anne

Love this product. Scent like a Creamsicle on your hands and they feel great too!!