Merry What The Fuck-Mas - Glass Bottle Safety Matches

When the stockings get hung by the chimney with carelessness and the in-laws' arrival feels more like an impending blizzard. For all the tinsel-tangled, turkey-overcooked, gift-wrapping-gone-wrong moments. Light up the chaos, pour yourself some spiked eggnog, and toast to the most wonderful time of the year. 

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